People look at Americans with disdain because we're not afraid to spend our money and feel good about it. Overindulgence is our middle name and we'll wave it in your face and laugh. Am I supposed to apologize for having fun? If God didn't want me to spend this money, why did he give it to me? Or maybe that's the way he's taking it away by letting me spend it on superficial crap that won't really make me happy. Lesson learned!
The difference between Republicans and Democrats is not our spending habits or even our attitudes about it. Democrats go on holiday to Europe and act like they also hate America but have no control, or they tell everyone they're Canadian. We don't care. We'll wear a jumper and a baseball cap made of a big American flag and tell everyone how we saved (or kicked) their ass in WW II. We're like big Charles Barkley stars that everyone loves to hate over there. Who wants to go see old buildings and mimes for a vacation? I'd rather sit on a Maui beach and drink my 18 year old single malt.
You wouldn't touch us with a ten foot pole.
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