People say, "they can fly over the wall" or "they'll swim around the wall" or "they're digging under the wall" without understanding that we can negotiate with illegals that can afford a plane ticket or with the ingenuity to dig a tunnel. We don't want the ones that are lazy enough to just walk across through the desert. The wall isn't even about making us safer. It's pride and ego. Look at the Great Wall of China. It's over 5000 miles long. It's only about 2000 miles from San Diego to Brownsville so we should be able to make it three times as high and twice as wide. We can build a three lane highway/racetrack on it and every 500 miles add a ThunderDome where we have daily matches to allow new contestants to enter the country. Two men enter, one man gets a green card.
Since we have a new "reality show in chief" president, we could make the border entry into a game show like Survivor or Family Feud. Frito Bandito could be the sponsor since stereotypes are cool again and we could get Marty Robbins to sing the theme song. George Lopez will play Richard Dawson and come out singing Besame Mucho. Winners can mow my lawn for $2.50 an hour and the new tax to send money back to your family in Mexico will help build and maintain the wall. Good fences make good neighbors!
Oye como va? The future's so bright I gotta wear a giant sombrero.
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