Evil is as Evil does

Why vote for the bad guy?  About as close as we can get to the angry guy in the wheelchair that takes Uncle Billy's money, Mr. Potter is most likely going to be our next president (again).  If you're a stinking liberal blue pill snowflake, you may be wondering how anyone could vote for this guy.  Here is a list of reasons and more than half of the voters this season will jump right on the wagon (again):

1) Piss off a democrat! Can you imagine any choice (even Sarah Palin) that would upset them more?

2) "I'm mostly evil so he's probably my best choice."  Even if you just cheat on your taxes a little bit, he's the guy that's going to make that look ok.  A bad example is the best example and he's got it in spades.

3) He has a "business" flavor to him even if he is not a good business man.  Won't this be good for the market?  My 401k needs to double twice for me to retire.

4) The wall: Someone needs to finish that, right?

5) Taxes, Welfare, Education, Health Care, Labor Unions and the Environment: Who is most likely to destroy and eliminate all of these things?

6) Social Issues: This needs to be a long paragraph that keeps democrats reading and distracted while we loot the store and bugger off to a remote island paradise (with no hurricanes).  We really don't care about social issues.

7) Immigration: Strawberry pickers, $2.50 an hour yard workers and au pairs that we can marry when we need a trade-in are ok.  Refugees can pass right on through to Canada (they have free health care).

8) Affirmative action, capital punishment, guns and drugs...

9) LGBTQ+XYZ - What's that?

Mama said there's only so much fortune a man really needs...  the rest is showing off.  Wait until you see the next Mar-a-Lago!